The first thing you’ll notice about NBA 2K13 is probably Jay-Z’s name plastered all over it. For some, the addition of Jay-Z may be considered an ill omen. For others, they may see it as a big plus. For me, I just wanted to play basketball.

The 2K sports hype machine indicated that this would be a very different NBA game. Mechanically, it really isn’t. The principal game change is in the new dribble system, which requires players to control ball handling with the right thumb stick. “Dribble system” is a bit of a misnomer, as it also is needed to aim your shots.

The real changes to the game are either superficial or ridiculous. “My Player” mode has been redubbed “My Career” mode, while “My Player” mode now refers only to personal player customization, including pre-game rituals and apparel. Essentially, it’s Pretty Princess Dress-Up with basketball players.

Jay-Z’s influence is mainly felt in the soundtrack (six Jay-Z songs are included, making the soundtrack essentially a Jay-Z mini-album) and the addition of a large amount of extra-curricular activity, such as contract negotiations, endorsements and other “life of a professional athlete” gimmickry.

Jay-Z is credited with the decision to make both the 1992 and 2012 U.S. Olympic basketball teams playable. However, he is also credited with the addition of the 2K13 celebrity team (with a 97 team rating, nonetheless) led by Justin Bieber. This is not a typo. Justin Bieber is not only a player in this game, but also among the best.

I enjoyed NBA 2K12, and, don’t get me wrong, I like 2K13. However, I am putting my foot down and refusing to endorse any game involving Justin Bieber that doesn’t involve firearms and player-vs.-player combat.

NBA 2K13 is available on all major platforms and retails for $59.99.