Bottled water ranked from nice to absolutely disgusting
Bottled waters aren’t created equal. We took it upon ourselves to rank them definitively.
Bottled water is not usually the sort of product that triggers “what the f***” reactions, and yet here we are. Your public servants at The Sunflower have painstakingly tasted 16 different bottled waters to find the very best and worst. The best is pretty tasty — refreshing with just a hint of pleasant flavor. The worst, however — well, we’re surprised anyone would finish the bottle. Now, from best to most horrible: bottled water.
- Dasani
Price Per Liter: $1.00
Presentation: Good
Taste Rating: 10
Dasani may be barely filtered, glorified tap water, but it’s proof that a little goes a long way. Dasani has one of the fullest tastes of the waters we tried, with a nice, slight fruity tinge rounding it out. It’s also one of the cheapest we tasted, and its bottle is clean, appealing and modern. Overall, it’s a stellar bottled water. Happy drinking!
- Kroger Purified Drinking Water
Price Per Liter: $1.00
Presentation: What do you expect
Taste Rating: 8.5
Yes, Kroger is a beast in the water game. The water is very neutral and clean with the barest hint of a plastic bottle taste, and it barely costs anything. I don’t exactly know how a company can mass produce better water than more expensive, supposedly fancier brands, but they’re doing it. Krogerheads unite.
- Evian
Price Per Liter: $1.50
Presentation: Baby bottle
Taste Rating: 9
Evian is defined on Urban Dictionary as “The water that rich folk drink.” Well, at least they have a good reason to drink it — it’s clean with a tiny bit of minty delight. This is really refreshing water, and it’s not even close to as expensive as far inferior options down this list. However, the bottle itself is kind of reminiscent of a baby bottle with its oblong rounded design and pink stripe. Substance over style here still results in a good drinking choice.
- LIFE WTR
Price Per Liter: $1.50
Presentation: Literally art
Taste Rating: 8
LIFE WTR bottles are basically pieces of art, and the water on the inside is almost as good. Out of all the waters we tasted, this is the closest to an absolute neutral. There are a variety of awesome bottle designs, and each bottle feels solid and stands up nicely to avoid accidental spills. It’s just a really nice bottle with some really nice water inside. Definitely worth the bump in price.
- Essentia
Price Per Liter: $2.56
Presentation: Good
Taste Rating: 9
Essentia water makes a statement with a decidedly vodka-esque edge to its flavor. If you like vodka, this is almost guaranteed to be your favorite water on this list, and if you don’t, you’re better off going for anything else in the top 10. The unique, clean flavor is almost enough to rationalize its ridiculous price point, and its scientific bottle is a pretty nice bonus as well. Definitely worth at least one buy, and essential for Russian drinkers.
- Fiji
Price Per Liter: $3.41
Presentation: Overrated, but cool
Taste Rating: 8
Out of all the waters on our list, Fiji’s brand carries the most weight. And yes, it tastes great — clean with a slight mineral edge. However, for the price of just one bottle, you could grab a bulk package of Kroger. And honestly, the legendary packaging has been dropping in quality over time; most Fiji bottles I’ve come into contact with seem to be scratched up and they no longer have the satisfying square base. It’s still a great water, and yes, you can goof around and flex with it if you want to.
- Ozarka
Price Per Liter: $1.00
Presentation: Budget patriotism
Taste Rating: 6
Ozarka looks like a designer half-assed a Fourth of July version of their logo, and then they forgot to switch it back after the Fourth of July was over. Thankfully, the actual water is decent — neutral with a slight plasticky, chemical taste that doesn’t really taste that bad or that good. At the price, it’s certainly no crime against humanity, but there are certainly better options out there.
- Kroger Purified Plus Electrolytes
Price Per Liter: $1.26
Presentation: Futuristic clip-art
Taste Rating: 6
Kroger Purified Plus Electrolytes marks the spot in this list where things start to go a little downstream. The water has a tinge of ugliness to it, and the cheap bottle art doesn’t help wash that down. However, it is pretty inexpensive, and rumor has it that electrolytes are pretty good for you. It’s far from the worst choice on this list.
- Waiakea
Price Per Liter: $2.59
Presentation: Cheesy, but nice, resort
Taste Rating: 7
Waiakea has a turquoise bottle with a slightly volcanic flair, but the design seems hesitant — neither bold enough to make a strong impression nor subtle enough to radiate classiness. The water inside hits that middle ground too, but in a good way — it’s about as neutral as it gets. At the price point, it’s not enough to make it a good pick.
- Bai
Price Per Liter: $1.67
Presentation: Nice
Taste Rating: 5
Bai’s bottle design is easily the best thing about it, and it looks better than most bottles at its price range. However, the taste has a very noticeable plastic edge to it that just pushes it into the territory of unoffensive blah-ness. Buying this water isn’t a bad decision, it’s just a decision. Are you going to settle for that?
- Smartwater
Price Per Liter: $3.37
Presentation: Smart
Taste Rating: 5
Smartwater looks like it would be pretty good, and it is good if you have no other option. Almost anything else is going to taste better and cost less. Defy brand popularity and ignore this option for the good of both your taste buds and your wallet.
- Core
Price Per Liter: $2.53
Presentation: Organic-core
Taste Rating: 4
Maybe Core thinks its gimmick — having the same 7.4 pH as the human body — will hide its synthetic-tasting water. As soon as you taste this water, you’ll know why you haven’t seen it around. Guess what, Core — all water hydrates people. The only thing special about your water is that it hydrates people who are richer and less informed about their water.
- Icelandic
Price Per Liter: $2.58
Presentation: Very cool / cold
Taste Rating: 3
Either you think that Icelandic water looks awesome or that it looks like a crumbled mess. Either way, you won’t like the taste. Icelandic water carries an offensive flatness that somehow manages to bring the water down a lot with just a little flavor. How are you that bad at making water, Iceland? Stick to spacey music and keep your water to yourself.
- Simple Truth
Price Per Liter: $1.41
Presentation: Organic-core
Taste Rating: 2
The simple truth about this water is that it’s bad.
- Voss
Price Per Liter: $3.52
Presentation: Very cool
Taste Rating: 1
Do you remember when Voss had these thicc, badass glass bottles? They can’t afford to make them anymore because no one buys Voss water more than once. It tastes like burning chemicals. If this is what Norwegians drink, it’s a miracle that any of them are still alive. If you’re curious to how water can actually taste bad, do yourself a favor and just drink out of a local river instead of wasting three dollars on this bottled abomination.
- Just Water
Price Per Liter: $2.58
Presentation: Paper chic
Taste Rating: -3
Maybe when they first filled this water, uh, container, there really was Just Water in there. By the time you unscrew this paper water bottle’s top off, something else has definitely joined the party. Is it paper? Rotten tree bark? Straight up pee? There’s a label on this water bottle where you can write your name because, as the water bottle says, “Not everything needs to be shared.” That’s certainly true of this water.
John Darr was a reporter for The Sunflower. His main interests were local art, student life, experimental literature and ambient pop music.
Matthew Kelly is a former editor-in-chief and managing editor for The Sunflower. Kelly graduated in 2020 with a bachelor’s degree in political science...
Chris Finlay • Nov 17, 2023 at 5:55 am
The fact that Dasani is at #1 proves this article was bought and paid for. Dasani does not taste like water should. It’s so full of crap and additives, it tastes like sugar water. “Fullest taste” my ass.
poland spring enthiusiast • Aug 18, 2023 at 11:27 pm
how the fuck do you do a water review and not review poland spring but put dasani at #1? this article sucks
Sucon • Aug 21, 2023 at 12:51 am
Definitely a biased review. They probably have them as sponsors or stocks in them to make them look better.
Anonymous • Jul 25, 2023 at 5:41 pm
I’ve tasted better well water a out the ground from a pump on my dad 5 acre farm
Anonymous • Jul 25, 2023 at 5:40 pm
Nastiness water I’ve ever taste I don’t understand why your product is still on the market
Patrick VanNortwick • Jun 26, 2023 at 3:14 pm
This is very terrible review. Clearly uncultured kid reporting. Best water is Aqua Panna, not even included in this list. Waiakea is very close to it in comparison among natural water. The rest on this list are garbage water for hydration and are acidic and dehydrate while drinking them. If you want the best of the best choose Aqua Panna. Order the subscription from Amazon and enjoy the most refreshing water you can find.
Keegs • Jun 17, 2023 at 3:26 pm
More like the Shillflower. Coca-cola apologists.
Anonymous • May 18, 2023 at 8:59 pm
This is the most trash review I’ve read in awhile.. it’s so inaccurate that I feel like you were bribed.
Chass • May 7, 2023 at 10:05 am
Fujii should be number 1.
Anonymous • Apr 16, 2023 at 6:48 am
Obvious Dasani is on the payroll funding this pointless exercise.
James Hunt • Apr 14, 2023 at 9:49 am
sorry is you think Core is number 12, you must havent listened to or looked azzzzround’ CORE is what most people are drinking lol
Josh • Aug 18, 2023 at 1:24 pm
Bai is fucking terrible
Josh • Aug 18, 2023 at 1:25 pm
I’ve never in my life felt more hydrated than I do with core I drink about 60 ounces a day my body can’t handle any thing else pop or milk. Love my core so so much it’s makes my body so happy so doesn’t smart water
Topol • Apr 4, 2023 at 12:16 am
Does anybody think that Evian tastes terrible? Its chalky mineral taste (is that calcium? magnesium?) makes it disgusting, and I never can quench my thirst with that water. Even Walmart/Kroger/Pepsi/Cola drinking water from municipal source tastes crisper and more refreshing than Evian
Nicole Smith • Feb 27, 2023 at 10:20 am
Dasani is trash owned by Coca Cola. Are you, too, owned by Coca Cola? Everyone knows this article is a piece of shit with no actual research done. Get a real job.
Anonymous • Feb 24, 2023 at 4:27 pm
Why the fuck is Dasani at the top of the list you absolute fucking dumbasses
Anonymous • Apr 3, 2023 at 1:29 pm
Dint you’re mama teach you how to talk BOY REALLY
Topol • Apr 4, 2023 at 12:04 am
Dasani really tastes good because it is made from distilled water and artificially added minerals “for taste” according to a formula. I don’t know why they rated Voss so low though.
Butt • May 4, 2023 at 10:02 pm
Dasani is fucking bad…
Robbie • Jan 14, 2023 at 12:48 pm
This has to be either a joke or the worst article of all time. Dasani is very unanimously known as terrible tasting water with unhealthy additives. To give Dasani a 10 and rate it the best over all the other natural fresh waters from mountains and springs is atrociously dumb. Icelandic gets a 3? Lol. Ozarka might be my personal favorite spring water because of how clean and fresh it tastes for the cost, and you rated that a 6. I don’t know if this is a joke but I hope it is lol.
/|\^._.^/|\ • Dec 18, 2022 at 4:39 pm
no cause ur wrong zephyrhills water is the worst it tastes like water that someone used to wash out their ass. anytime that i’ve had the displeasure of having it it’s been nothing but pure, unbridled ass.
Rodney Williams • Sep 14, 2023 at 8:38 pm
Good job on great tasting water
not a chance bozo site • Dec 2, 2022 at 10:25 pm
fU-ck off dasani we know you paid for this to appear first
Dasani sucks • Nov 23, 2022 at 11:34 pm
Dasani… seriously?Lol
E. Smith • Nov 22, 2022 at 1:55 pm
My apartment tap water tastes better than Dasani. “A crisp, refreshing taste “ Really? It literally contains SALT. Definitely prefer Core as my go to as Core, at least to me, leaves me satisfied after drinking and not craving more and more water like some of the other brands.
anony moose • Oct 29, 2022 at 1:22 am
Core water comes in the best bottle to use for a piss jug. It fits in the door pocket of my Subaru for easy discreet access in city traffic
Josh • Aug 18, 2023 at 1:27 pm
Lol u get it
Noah • Oct 15, 2022 at 10:33 am
Lidl has worst water on earth
Tamara • Sep 16, 2022 at 10:27 am
First all yall are wrong every bottle water is tap water they just enhance them with minerals for a clean crisp taste why are yall up here talking about the best water to drink all bottle water is like 70% tap water so what do yall think water come from plus they enhance it with minerals and it filtered more and they purify it
George Ramirez II • Sep 21, 2023 at 10:28 am
Every bottled water is not tap water. Check the label if it says “spring water” then it’s from a natural spring.
CremeSickle • Oct 16, 2023 at 5:58 pm
Factually incorrect, try again.
Anonymous • Sep 16, 2022 at 10:15 am
First all yall are wrong every bottle water is tap water they just enhance them with minerals for a clean crisp taste why are yall up here talking about the best water to drink all bottle water is like 70% tap water so what do yall think water come from plus they enhance it with minerals and it filtered more and they purify it
Angel • Jul 25, 2022 at 9:54 am
This is an April Fools article.
Lydia Thomas • Sep 5, 2022 at 4:22 pm
I love FIJI water ..can’t drink nothing else!!.Ms.T.
Tina • Jul 8, 2022 at 5:53 am
Smart water is the best, it actually makes me want to drink water
Dale • Jun 8, 2022 at 4:39 pm
Dasani is one of the foulest tasting waters around. The fact that they put a sulfurous mineral in there should tell you that. The fact it gets too posting while icelandic is towards the bottom makes me seriously question the taste buds of the tasters. Horrible list
Rich • Nov 8, 2022 at 6:23 pm
Yeah I think that water says it’s public water. Like you could fill them up in the sink of your apartment and sell them is what it sounds like to me. Ozarka is the only water I drink. And I’m going to answer this robot human question but identify as the breeze
Anonymous • Jun 2, 2022 at 9:41 pm
Hello everyone , This is the most real and honest list ever . Voss is definitely the worst despite the hoopla, and Evian is the BEST THANKS
Lucy • Jun 5, 2022 at 11:26 am
I think ozarka is actually really good. It’s spring water. One that’s not on this list is great value brand from Walmart. It’s disgusting imo compared to Ozarka. Dasani is also gross and it made it to number 1. It’s literally tap water. They’ve been exposed for having just used tap water and having nasty things added to it. I’ve heard you can’t freeze it, but I’m yet to buy a bottle to test it out.
Óscar • May 12, 2022 at 5:10 pm
Evian the best water.water shouldn’t have taste at all!!
Hydrate • May 12, 2022 at 9:35 am
Arrowhead is the best! Barely any flavor. It’s sweet spring water. Dasani makes me sick.
Thomas C Halterman • Apr 19, 2022 at 9:02 pm
Lotsa hate for Dasani posted here – good. Tastes like it was filtered through gravel and then they forgot to remove the gravel.
Phqurslf • Apr 17, 2022 at 9:34 pm
Kroger water sucks like your newspaper does it has some of highest toxic levels of any bottled water and knowing buy testing it sounds like your were paid to say that about kroger water hell rhey shut down stored in black communities because that’s how much they care about anybody
No more dasani • Jan 25, 2022 at 10:16 am
you put dasani at number one…. i literally cannot trust a single word you say. during every natural disaster dasani water is always the last one left because nobody wants to buy that!! did you get paid to put it at number 1?
Levi A Wolfe • Feb 21, 2022 at 8:20 am
I agree, I am really particular about my water and Dasani is one of the last options on my mind even if I’m in the middle of the sahara. I will choose death over dasani. Maybe I’m being extreme for my point, but I really hate dasani, and I don’t plan on going to Africa any time soon.
That dude • Jan 8, 2022 at 8:22 pm
Dasani is horrible. Lost all credibility.
K Joe • Feb 1, 2022 at 7:36 am
You can tell these bottled water lists and reviews are paid for by the biggest bottlers…lol you know damn well nobody likes Dasani. They always put the most processed, chemical tasting brands at the top. But who wouldnt take a check from the Coca Cola company to put their bottled water at the top of the list?
Seabass Uchiha • Dec 17, 2021 at 1:32 am
Who the fuck drinks dasani the most hated nasty water
Anonymous • Dec 2, 2021 at 2:43 pm
Dasani is terrible! Was someone drunk when they drank that?
ralyssa • Nov 12, 2021 at 7:29 pm
Smart water and Life wtr aren’t that bad
perfectchoice • Nov 5, 2021 at 2:54 am
Its a really nice website. Thanks for giving full information about water. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09F4F5SFC?ref=myi_title_dp
savannah • Nov 3, 2021 at 9:54 pm
this is so embarrassing tha Dasani is number one. you should burn off ur taste buds and get new ones.
Anupam • Nov 16, 2021 at 7:42 am
Dasani contains salt, which makes you feel more thirsty after every sip
Sandy • Oct 16, 2021 at 12:22 pm
How did Dasani make #1?
Professor Ski Lodge • Oct 6, 2021 at 10:33 am
Ranking Dasani as #1, immediately establishes your lack of taste.
My municipal tap water tastes better than Dasani on any given day.
Sippin that WA-TAHHH • Sep 30, 2021 at 11:41 am
TOP 3 ALKALINE WATERS
3. Essentia
2. SmartWater Alkaline
1. Body Armor
Lee Sims • Aug 21, 2021 at 3:15 pm
Mountain Valley pure spring water bottled from one of the largest and purest springs in the world near Hot Springs, Arkansas. One might pay a little more for this product, but as the old saying goes, “you get what you pay for”.
James Guthrie • Aug 9, 2021 at 4:44 pm
As someone who drinks water like its wine I will have to say this list is a joke. Dasani is essentially tap water. Its been written about and proven. First you don’t just water just on taste but Ph levels as well. Dasani has a ph level of 4.5. That is right around tomatoes and coffee and slightly about soda and beer. Aquafina and Smart Water are around the same because they are distilled or vaporized. This is what you do when you want to remove all trace elements out of polluted water. You also did not mention some of the other better waters like Mountain Valley Spring (which thankfully uses glass) and Chuck Norris’s brand C Force. I prefer Mountain Valley Spring, Vai Wai, Icelandic and C Force. If I feel expensive its Fiji or Evian.
J • Aug 18, 2023 at 1:30 pm
As a person who can physically only drink water pop I throw up don’t like juice and milk lactose. So my requires a lot of it. I only drink core and my body always feels amazing I can’t live without it
Veronica Cobb, BCC • Aug 8, 2021 at 1:34 pm
I also disagree with this ranking but just wanted to comment on how much I really enjoyed everyone else’s comment especially the mermaid’s!
Always Summer • Aug 8, 2021 at 1:08 pm
I found this site after googling “why does Smart Water taste so bitter?”. Smart Water is so bad. Fiji water is ok. Core almost has a gelatinous, thickness to it, which isn’t good, while it tastes ok. I’ve literally tasted every brand listed in this article and I’m 100% pro Evian as the best tasting water all around. There’s a reason it’s always sold out at my local store compared to the other water brands.
Lo • Jul 28, 2021 at 5:32 pm
This must be a troll post. If you ranked Dasani as #1 when it’s literally Bottled municipal water, your opinion is absolete. Icelandic is the best water that I’ve ever tasted and fuji being one of the worst. It makes me think that no one on your staff actually drinks water and just pays attention to branding or what they see most often. You should be embarrassed of this ranking. there’s no way this was serious.
Fiji water is superior • Jul 17, 2021 at 6:59 pm
Dasani is alright, but Fiji water should be no. 1
Chasity • May 7, 2023 at 10:04 am
Absolutely!!
JAMES • Jul 15, 2021 at 4:07 pm
You rated it worst to best. Dasani has chemicals in it that cause dehydration.
Anti-Dasani Resistance Operative • Jul 5, 2021 at 5:30 am
This article is very clearly satirical. Top tier trolling at its finest.
d • Jul 1, 2021 at 1:42 pm
this is hilarious. how much did pepsi/coca cola pay you to rank dasani corruption deathwater #1 haha
Meredith • Jun 14, 2021 at 5:35 am
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Brando • Jun 7, 2021 at 8:37 am
Ozarka water “looking like a 4th of July” themed water bottle was one of the stupidest things you said on this review, ozarka is not a patriotic water it doesn’t reference America at all, rather it references Texas since the water is a Texan based company getting their water from piney woods springs.
Joe • Jun 1, 2021 at 7:50 pm
You have the ranking completely backwards!! Dasani has always been the absolute worst water ever! Just Water is so good! Last year during the pandemic when you couldn’t get bottled water, I went to the store and the only thing available was Dasani, tons of cases of it. Nobody wants that garbage!
Madison M. • May 24, 2021 at 11:20 am
Hello, I ran across your article. Didn’t read the whole thing but was searching the acidity of Ozarka brand water. Noticed your comment about the label and just so you know they are a Texas company and the logo is not fourth of July themed but themed after the flag for the State of Texas. The flag for the state of Texas has red, white and blue in it. So you know why.
Terry M. • May 14, 2021 at 4:32 pm
I used to only drink Evian…and then one day, forgot about a bottle in the freezer. When it thawed out, the minerals were visable sitting in the bottom of the bottle. If you want really good water, Ozarka is the way to go.
Dallis Miller • May 9, 2021 at 7:50 am
I tried Dasanti and it tasted so much like the plastic bottle I couldn’t drink it and pored it down the kitchen sink.
Ariel • May 5, 2021 at 11:21 pm
As a mermaid, I know what pure, real water tastes like. Dasani is the purest of them all. Nothing compares. It contains microplastic particles that remind me of home. The taste of bottled lotion and pee bring me joy and happiness each and every time, and the way the it slithers down my throat like syrup is so comforting. I crave it so much sometimes that my mouth goes dry. If you don’t appreciate the greatness that is Dasani, you simply need to get out of your house and discover more about life.
Angel • Jul 25, 2022 at 9:48 am
This is the best response EVER! Lol!
Sarah • May 5, 2021 at 11:10 pm
Dasani…? No.
Ariel • May 5, 2021 at 10:48 pm
Naturally, being a mermaid, I know what real, true, pure water is like. Dasani is number one. There is nothing that can compare. It contains microplastic particles, similarly to home. The taste is unfathomable. Like bottled lotion mixed with a bit of pee, the way the syrup-like h20 slithers down my throat brings me happiness and joy each time. It makes me crave it more each and every time. Sometimes I crave it so much, my mouth goes dry. If you don’t like the bottled greatness that is Dasani, you’re simply missing out on life.
John Wilson Kimbrell • May 5, 2021 at 12:32 am
I live in southern arkansas and I wil gladly drink any bottled water listed if it would prevent me from ever drinking well water again! Hell I tried showering in it once and it smelled so bad I just wanted to get out and go kick somebody’s ass….lol (but not really lol) lol
Poland Spring Lover 69420 • May 3, 2021 at 7:14 pm
Dasani is the equivalent of drinking bottled up toilet water that was left in a hot car to marinade for a day and a half
Poland Spring Lover 69420 • May 3, 2021 at 7:12 pm
If you like dasani’s empty ass tasting water then you are a CLOWN.
KT • Apr 6, 2021 at 8:46 am
I like Dasani. To each it’s own. Some people like fiji water. I don’t. That is okay.
Dasani taste much better than a lot of these bottled waters.
That is my opinion.
wutang • Apr 3, 2021 at 6:56 pm
dasani?
the water banned in the uk because of carcinegenic properties…
the water that taste like bleach and sulfur?
toilet water for certain!
is this opinion paid for by cocacola?
thats the only way iy makes sense!
Slasch • Mar 30, 2021 at 1:40 pm
I’m so glad to see I wasn’t the only one to pop an eyebrow at Dasani being number 1. It tastes and feels like dog slobber. Not even when I’m dehydrated do I touch it.
Jesus • Mar 18, 2021 at 6:32 pm
What type of drunk or high are you? Dasani is dog water.
Sheink • Mar 12, 2021 at 11:04 pm
This is almost troll worthy… It no longer is “opinion” when it’s this far off-base.. EVERYBODY KNOWS Dasani (along with Aquafina) is without question the worst water on the market. Voss is delicious, especially when being on the verge of freezing. This guy loves Dasani cuz it tastes like the toilet water he & his douchebag frat-boy friends nursed on in school…
What a Jackass
Vincenzo • Feb 23, 2021 at 2:15 pm
is this just a bait? You know this guy has 0 taste when he rates Dasani a 10. LOL
SLee123 • Jan 25, 2021 at 12:03 am
And a “vodka-esque” taste to Essentia WATER?! “If you like vodka, you’ll like this WATER?” I’m calling the police. I can’t believe such an article ever got published.
SLee123 • Jan 24, 2021 at 11:59 pm
I knew I couldn’t trust you when you listed friggin’ DASANI as # 1!!! Wtf?! Lmaohahaha.
Lily • Jan 22, 2021 at 11:35 pm
I agree- I like Dasani water and Fiji and Essencia are up there on my list. Totally agree with disgusting Voss water. I’ve only ever had it in clubs while drunk, til I bought it recently and it’s disgusting. I think it’s the chloride they add.
Ryan • Jan 17, 2021 at 12:53 pm
Icelandic is the best water…. It tastes amazing. Dasani has sodium in it, uhh, it’s trash. Dasani tastes like crap.
If you think Dasani tastes good you grew up in a city and have never been out in nature amongst natural water sources and your standard is garbage city tap water.
Icelandic #1, hands down .
Team Pepsi Just This Once • Jan 3, 2021 at 2:07 pm
Excuse you, but where’s the Aquafina? Poor Pepsi, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
I’m with you on the Kroger water, though. $3 for a giant-ass case of it, and it tastes a-okay too? Hell yeah.
Please understand what kind of article you are reading before demolishing the keyboard!! • Dec 22, 2020 at 5:33 pm
Before you blow a fuse, notice that the webpage is under the category “OPINION”.
Wow. OPINION…. what the F— does that mean? Can’t people respect others’ opinion without being toxic?
If I replied to you, saying “You hate Dasani water? Are you f*cking retarded?”” How does that make you right?
Please respect peoples’ opinions. Don’t think that calling someone dumb makes them wrong.
Really sucks to write articles sometimes…
A lot of people are misinformed when they believe that Dasani simply causes cancer or whatnot. Bromine causes cancer in large amounts, Coca-cola’s distillery had a malfunction that accidentally let excess bromine into the water supply. Please understand that Coca-Cola isn’t out to kill the population of water-drinkers. You are their source of profit. Any dent in their reputation is not good for their company. It was an accident.
myles poff • Dec 10, 2020 at 11:47 am
don’t call me stupid, but Dasani is actually good. you guys are being the stupid ones. like Dasani water. and, I like the guy on top of me. your cool.
I Totally Don't Work For Dasani • Nov 22, 2020 at 8:12 pm
You guys don’t know what good taste is. Dasani is fucking amazing. Everything else tries so hard to be cool with their shitty “mineral enhancement” but it makes it taste like shit. It’s time to reevaluate your priorities, and realize the truth that Dasani is love, life, and everything in between.
Desmond • Nov 18, 2020 at 11:05 pm
Don’t know what these other guys are talking about I agree Dasani is number one.
Danielle • Nov 12, 2020 at 11:25 am
Dasani???? Worst water on the planet. Put a nickel in tap water and you have just recreated Dasani water.
Roy • Oct 25, 2020 at 6:33 pm
Worst list ever, dasani at #1 are you high?
John • Oct 12, 2020 at 1:02 pm
Dasani #1? Ridiculous it tastes like plastic. Everyone I know hate this water.
Ruby • May 6, 2023 at 12:36 am
I I think Life Water is the best!
Jillian • Aug 19, 2020 at 11:44 am
You have the absolute worst taste